~from the desk of a self-proclaimed weirdo~
I wasn't expecting to see you here! Well now that you are, you may be wondering.. Who is this mysterious person? No? You merely clicked too many times in frustration, waiting for your Polyvore to load? I understand. But if this is not a peculiar happenstance, you may be curious to know more about me. As I have intrigued your curiosity, I would be most obliged to share a few oddities with you. Not for the faint, as I may seem, fully disclosed, as witty, thought provoking, offensive, or even enraging. I hope you will progress to a private message for more. No? You are simply realizing the text has drawn you in while you were really trying to return to your creative medium? Perhaps you have been so enchanted that you may even ponder the thought of sifting through my sets. You may like them, and I hope you will follow me! I follow back; always.
Have a sparking day!